Archive for September, 2007

Would Michael Vick’s jury really be made up of eight angry, cartoonish dogs?

Michael Vick’s jury?

As an attorney, friends and family members often ask me about my opinion on various legal issues in the news.  I am always happy to provide a little insight, but it’s sometimes amusing how uninformed many otherwise intelligent people are about the legal system.  While some lawyers enjoy watching shows like LA Law and Boston Legal, I don’t really enjoy that kind of show because it is so unrealistic.  Of course, everything in “tv land” is more interesting that real life, so why should the legal system be any different?

One current event of particular interest to people is the sad, sordid tale of Michael Vick, the now disgraced former quarterback for the Falcons (as if being the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons isn’t disgrace enough on its own.)  I’ve never represented anyone charged with dog fighting, and I’m one of the few Georgia lawyers that has never represented a professional football player, but I do have a pretty good feel for the general workings of the legal system.

Several people have forwarded to me, without comment, the above visual depiction of “Michael Vick’s Jury,” which is made up of an assortment of angry cartoon dogs.  Though I understand people’s ire about Michael Vick’s dogfighting empire, I am sorry to have to disappoint them:  there is no way Michael Vick would ever face a jury so comprised.

Setting aside the obvious, to wit, that cartoon dogs aren’t human and therefore not citizens, a jury must be impartial.  Since a person charged with a crime is cloaked with a presumption of innocence until proven guilty, prospective jurors are vetted through a   process known as jury selection.  During jury selection, the attorneys are permitted,either directly or through the court, to ask questions of the panel to uncover any particular biases they may have.  Would the fact that a juror is a dog mean that he would be disqualified from sitting on a dog fighting case?  Probably not in and of itself.

Attorneys in the jury selection process may strike unfavorable jurors in two ways.  For cause or via a peremptory strike.  Though the standard varies state to state, a strike for cause may be made when a legal bias is shown in the potential juror.  For example, in a criminal case, a law enforcement officer may always be struck for cause by the defendant.  Furthermore, if the juror admits that he cannot be fairminded, he may be struck for cause.  For example, someone who believe all people charged with crimes are guilty, is not fairminded and may be struck for cause.  Usually, however, the prosecutor will be given the opportunity to rehabilitate the juror by asking questions to clear up the bias.  The prosecutor will often ask something like this:  “Given how strongly you feel about drug crimes, do you think you could listen to the evidence and render a verdict based on the evidence that you hear, rather than on your personal feelings?”  Normally the juror gets back in line and the motion to strike for cause is denied.

Once the jury panel is cleared of for cause strikes, the attorneys for each side are given a predetermined number of peremptory strikes.  These are strikes which may be used to get rid of potentially unfavorable jurors who are not so biased as to be subject to a strike for cause.  Any reason is permissible (with one exception), and ordinarily the attorney need not state his reason.  An example of a peremptory strike would be striking a potential juror who is a member of MADD from the panel in a DUI case, or a very conservative “church lady” in a drug case.

The one exception to the general rule deals with race.  Peremptory strikes may not be used to strike a particular racial group from the jury.  When the prosecutor in a case strikes black potential juror, he will nearly always be called upon to state a non-discriminatory reason for the strike.

So, in sum, I think it’s highly unlikely that Michael Vick’s jury (had he gone to trial) would have resembled the assorted cast of angry cartoon dogs shown in that picture.  I speculate that a defense attorney worth his salt would be able to strike, at a minimum, two or three of those jury-dogs in favor of folks more defendant-friendly.

One other thought:  why did Goofy make this jury, but not Pluto?  In the Anthropomorphic world of Disney, why does Goofy wear clothes and drive a car, while Pluto is the pet dog of a large mouse?

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The number eight football team in the country shouldn’t give up 42 points to MTSU.

Just finished watching the Louisville-Mid Tenn St. game on ESPN2. 1300 yards of offense. 100 points scored. Crazy. Call me a traditionalist, but the number 8 team in the US America shouldn’t give up 555 yds and 42 points to MTSU at home. 42 points to MTSU? Attention Louisville: you are ranked way too high.

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Why are some restaurants so stupid?

Last night I had to take some tickets to the FedEx place to overnight them to the guy who bought them on Ebay.  (BTW, FedEx is getting crazy expensive for overnight, and they charge extra to require a signature now.)  Gretchen brought Micah and Violet with her and met me at my office.  One of the cool things about Cartersville is this free Little Coupon Book that someone publishes and distributes around town.  It has a lot of coupons for restaurants — buy one – get one free (BOGO) type things — and I usually pick up one of the books any time I see it.  This time they had a coupon/ad for one of the Mexican places in town.  It had two coupons:  BOGO lunch and BOGO dinner.  So, I suggested to Gretchen that we eat there.  I looked at the fine print to see if there was some exception or something, but noticed that the fine print said “Buy one dinner and two drinks, get one dinner 1/2 price.”  Huh?  Was the second dinner free or half price?  So I called the place and asked the person who answered the phone.  He didn’t know, so he put the manager on.  The manager said, “yeah, we noticed that.  I think there was a mistake so we’ll have to have them fix it.”  I asked if the mistake was in the free or the 1/2 part.  He said, “No, it’s buy one get one half off.”   So we went somewhere else.

Now, if I owned that restaurant and there was some screwup like that, I’d just eat the difference.  As a customer, I might have gone there if the coupon had said “buy one get one half price” to start with, but since it said in big bold letters “buy one get one FREE,” I’d have felt ripped off only getting 1/2 off.  So there was no way I was going to use that coupon, and it kinda left me with a negative impression of the place.  The coupon is only valid for one month; how much could it actually cost them to just honor the coupon for a few weeks?

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a restaurant act in a really stupid way.  Once I ate at Sonny’s Barbeque in Athens after a football game.  They had some kind of an all-you-can-eat ribs deal going on, which I got because I was really hungry.  It came with ribs, beans, coleslaw and bread.  At one point, I asked if I could get more  beans, but the waitress said, “No, it’s only all-you-can-eat ribs.”  Now, what’s the philosophy behind that rule?  Surely the ribs cost more than the beans do, so wouldn’t the restaurant actually want diners to fill up on the lower cost items?  I wasn’t really mad, but it just seemed really, really foolish.  Instead, I said, “No problem, I’ll have some more ribs please.”

Another example of this same type of thinking is the Subway down by my office.  Now Cartersville has like 1 Subway restaurant for every three people.  I seriously think there are like 6 or 7 in the county.  Anyway, one opened right down the road from my office.  I had a coupon for buy one sub, get one free from that same coupon book.  I went to the Subway by my office, but they refused to take the coupon, telling me it was from the Subway on Main Street (about 1 mile away.)  So I left and went to the other one, and decided I would never go back to that Subway restaurant again.  Truth be told, I’m sure I spent more on gas driving to the other Subway than the coupon would have saved, but that kind of irrational thinking really irks me.  Get this:  the Main Street Subway actually paid someone to print and distribute this coupon to potential customers.  Obviously they did that because they believed it to be a good promotional tool.  The other Subway didn’t have to pay to have the coupon printed or distributed, but they were getting the benefit of that coupon (a customer trying their restaurant) for free.  But instead of jumping on that deal, they refused to take the coupon and lost a customer as a result.  The only Subway I go to is the Main Street one now, and I actually eat there about once a week.

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